ten red hen

So these scientists are doing experiments to see how dogs are like their owners.

They take an architect's dog, put him in a room with a bunch of bones. Dog paws the bones into a model of the Eiffel Tower. The scientists go, "mmm, interesting," take note of it.

Then they take a mathematician's dog, put him in the same room with a bunch of bones. Dog pushes the bones around into the formula E=mc². "Mmm, interesting," and they take a note of it.

Then they bring in actor's dog.

He fucks the other two dogs, eats the bones and then says, "um, can I leave early today?"